Would this team win?

Will Carroll may have started something here .... top PECOTA comps for today's team. Brew Crew Ball did it

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C: [Kendall] Joe Girardi
1B: [Fielder] Boog Powell
2B: [Weeks] Joe Foy....

and I couldn't resist, either

Some will make you laugh, others will make you cry.

C (Soto) Ronny Paulino
1B (Lee) Orlando Cepeda
2B (DeRosa) Randy Velarde
3B (Ramirez) Mike Lowell
SS (Theriot) Scott Fletcher
LF (Soriano) Joe Carter
CF (Pie) David Green
RF (Fukudome) J.D. Drew

C (Blanco) John Flaherty
OF (Murton) Herb Perry
UT (Cedeno) Rafael Ramirez
PH (Ward) Gordy Coleman
UT (Cintron) Cristian Guzman

(Zambrano) Mark Gubicza
(Lilly) Floyd Bannister
(Hill) Rudy May
(Dempster) Jay Powell
(Lieber) Bryn Smith

(Marmol) Jack Meyer
(Wood) Todd Van Poppel
(Howry) Stan Williams
(Eyre) Ricardo Rincon
(Pignatiello) John Franco
(Wuertz) Derrick Turnbow
(Hart) Steve Olsen